A booklet of FOOTY FUNNIES!

Funny Football/Soccer Jokes - Q&A Jokes - Punchline Jokes + More!
Famous and humorous Football/Soccer Quotes!
Funny Stadium names, crew names and Footballers Names
Football/Soccer Limericks.
+ extra. (Extra Time)

Q: How did the soccer pitch turn out as a triangle?
A: an individual took a corner.
Q: Why is a foul soccer workforce like an outdated bra?
A: No cups and little support.
"I've been constant in patches this season" - THEO WALCOTT
A goalkeeper had had a very undesirable season and introduced that he used to be retiring from expert soccer. In a tv interview he used to be requested his purposes for quitting the game.
“Well, basically,” he stated, “it's a query of sickness and fatigue.”
“Can you be extra specific?” requested the interviewer.
“Well,” stated the participant, “specifically the lovers are ailing and bored with me.”

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